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Boys Don't Cry
(Forgetting Sarah Marshall, 4/28/08)
By Nicholas Nicastro

There Will Be Blood

So when has there ever been a more confusing time to be a guy? To say the masculine mystique lies in tatters is an understatement: at the same time, people with penises are supposed be go—getters-but diplomatic; they're supposed to bring home the bacon—but comfortable when she makes more money; sensitive—but not emotional; chivalrous—but not condescending; confident in bed, but not overly experienced; devoted to parenthood—but increasingly superfluous in a world of sperm donorship and snowflake babies; beneficiaries of eons of institutional sexism, but not expected to feel OK with it. (Quick: name a few sitcoms, talk shows, game shows and commercials where a dopey, ordinary, always-in-the-wrong guy is matched with a beautiful, wise woman. Not hard, huh?) No wonder the hero of Nicholas Stoller's Forgetting Sarah Marshall spends much of his time weeping into a dog bowl full of Froot Loops.
      Thanks mostly to writer-director-producer Judd Apatow (The 40-Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Superbad) Hollywood has been right in tune with the zeitgeist . Apatow, who has made a mini-industry out of male abjectness, only has a producer credit on Sarah Marshall , but his influence pervades it. The schlump this time is Peter (Jason Segel), a stuck-in-a-rut TV composer who's dumped by his beautiful, celebrity girlfriend Sarah (Kristen Bell). In a scene more awkward than funny, Peter is naked when she breaks the bad news. Segel, whose body type is suggestive of a starving walrus, is allowed to let it all hang out—and we're not talking here just about the appendage that makes clear his religion.
      Things get more interesting when the shattered Peter decides to take a vacation from his troubles. Not quite by accident, he ends up at the same resort in Hawaii where Sarah is shacked up with her new boyfriend, a vaguely dim rock star (Russell Brand). What follows is not exactly hard to predict, but funny in that alternately gentle and crude way Apatow has made his bread and butter since his late (and much lamented) TV high school comedy Freaks and Geeks (1999-2000). Like a tropical Midsummer Night's Dream, the follies suggest love's perverse power to make a hell even out of paradise.
      The script, which was written by Segel himself, isn't in a rush to redeem Peter from his funk. This is a fairly risky move, given our societal discomfort with mopey, weepy men (see paragraph 1). Guys taking their dates to see this movie should at least learn something about their women. If, by the end, your partner thinks Peter is more pathetic than loveable, you might want to rethink quitting your day-job to write that screenplay.
      Besides Segel, things are livened up by a good supporting cast. As a hotel clerk who takes pity on Peter, Ukrainian sylph Mila Kunis resembles a somewhat more cocoa-buttered Ashley Judd, and is completely appealing. Apatow veterans Paul Rudd (Knocked Up ), Bill Hader (Superbad ), Jack McBrayer (30 Rock) and Cornell's own Carlo Gallo (Undeclared) all do amusing turns. Weirdest of all is Brand as Aldiss, a British ambi-sexual rock star who seems meant to suggest an unholy cross between George Michael and Marilyn Manson. As Sarah's feckless bedmate, he's the Dionysus essential to the scene. In these times, however, Dionysus is a vegetarian, one misstep away from rehab—and lonesome.

©2008 Nicholas Nicastro

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