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Decomposing Beethoven
(Copying Beethoven, 12/25/06)
By Nicholas Nicastro

As far as Hollywood is concerned, the name "Beethoven" is more closely associated with the adventures of a certain slobberingly lovable St. Bernard than with history's most formidable composer. Alas, the arrival of Agnieszka Holland's Copying Beethoven will not change that fact.
      Unlike Mozart, whose reputation as a happy prodigy almost seems to welcome naunced treatment, the volcanic, loveless Beethoven seems doomed to caricature. Stint on the tantrums and the audience feels cheated; give them old crazy Ludwig and people grumble about scene-chewing and cliches. Polish-born Holland, who has earned her bona fides with such works as Europa Europa and The Secret Garden (not to mention several episodes of The Wire) tries to square the circle with Ed Harris in the title role. To his credit, Harris does find a sweet spot of uneasy vulnerability between all the brooding and outbursts and half-possessed muttering. The film is ultimately a letdown, however, because it smothers Harris' powerful portrayal in an inert, reverential cocoon. When Harris explodes at his fawning assistant "Don't flatter me!," he might as well have been Beethoven himself shouting at Holland and screenwriters Christopher Wilkinson and Stephen J. Rivele.
      The story focuses on the great man's last years. Beethoven is a solitary celebrity in Vienna, simultaneously cursing God for his chronic deafness and rejoicing in His inspiration for his final symphony, the Ninth. To his publisher he's known as "The Beast"; to his neighbors his presence is both intolerable and incomparable.
      Into the Beast's life walks Anna Holtz (Diane Kruger), a talented music student who jumps at the chance to work as the composer's manuscript copyist. Anna is no Beethoven, but she's perceptive enough to understand his vision. After suffering through a few of his tantrums, Anna becomes Beethoven's collaborator and muse, helping even to save him from his credulous devotion to his wastrel nephew Karl (Joe Anderson). In the film's most intriguing scene, she helps stave off disaster when crazy Ludwig insists on conducting the orchestra for the public premiere of the Ninth. Standing off to the side, she relays the cues he can no longer hear, with the genius looking plaintively to her for guidance.
      Though the episode (and indeed, Anna Holtz herself) is fictional, it hints at where Copying Beethoven could have gone by taking a few more chances. Harris, at least, has done his homework—in his hands, it seems both sad and inevitable that such a singular talent would also be a lonely one. Watching him march around old Vienna, humming tunes as they emerge in his mind, we understand how the crisp rhythms of the Ninth echo how he walks.
      The film's biggest problem is Kruger. Though beautiful, her face has all the personality of graveyard sculpture. Here, though she tries to stand up to the volatile Harris in one or two unconvincing scenes, she mostly leaves him to thunder on, like a man arguing with a vase of flowers. To what is essentially a dramatic duet, Harris has brought a Strativarius, and Kruger a kazoo.
      As Helen in Wolfgang Peterson's Troy, Kruger brought a bland prettiness that inspired anything but reckless love. Here, likewise, there's never a trace of erotic chemistry between her and one of history's most romantic figures. Casting a stronger, more appealing actress would have given Harris something to work against. It would have taken the focus off the legend of Ludwig, which is hardly a revelation, and made the the film what it should have been: the story of a relationship between two people.
      Someday somebody will make the definitive Beethoven movie. Holland's, unfortunately, has the sound of a symphony where only the string section has shown up.

©2007 Nicholas Nicastro

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